A whole lot of crazy takes place in courtrooms. As a lawyer I can tell you that no matter how good something may sound the night before, the best laid plans can go horribly awry in open court, and outrageous (and unintended) exchanges occur as a result. Then, of course, there are those occasions when people act as their own counsel, an often regrettable decision. More crazy. Whatever the case, below you will read real-life courtroom exchanges, repeated word for word, as recorded by court reporters who labored to remain straight-faced whilst typing some of the most ridiculous conversations ever committed to paper. Please enjoy: Truth is most definitely stranger (or at least funnier) than fiction.
Don’t Look at the Judge, Sir, Look at me . . .
Q: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
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Math Quiz.
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
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No, I was beside myself.
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
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Wouldn’t You Like to Know
Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
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