Sophie and Ernie

Sophie Tucker and her boyfriend Ernie were sitting around one lazy day when Ernie, hoping to inspire a little jealousy, suddenly said “Ya know, Soph, when I’m 80, I’m gonna get me a 20 year old girl.” To which Sophie replied, “oh yeah, sport? Well, when I’M 80, I’m going get me a 20 year old boy, and you know what else, Ernie? 20 goes into 80, a lot more times than 80 goes into 20.”